ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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baby-dodongo:

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT

baby-dodongo:

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT

beardsbluntsbroncos:

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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shuttersmiley:

laina:

my hunch was just confirmed that a white girl runs the “common black girl” twitter account

There is not a black person alive that wishes they were a teen in the 50s

shuttersmiley:

laina:

my hunch was just confirmed that a white girl runs the “common black girl” twitter account

There is not a black person alive that wishes they were a teen in the 50s

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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