sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi
ideas for new pet names for people
- my little burrowing owl
- favoured one
- my beloved
- squishy friend
- splendid armadillo
- perfect arrangement of cells and proteins
- what evolution was aiming for
- cuddly wuddly sheep
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.
OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
when you know you’re doing it right
my entire worldview has now changed.
The fuck just happened.
I just…. I don’t even