cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

how often do you masturbate
Anonymous

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

lavelyguiws:

blogdegaragem:

What time is it?

Shit yaself time.

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

rianfuckindawson:

FUCKING CUTIES

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

fusamara:

THE CRAB